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Thanks to my favorite , I had the opportunity to attend the NRA Show yesterday (THIS not this).

It was a huge cluster of everything food related from celeb chefs to the latest innovations in kitchen refrigeration to blenders that double as guillotines to mobile cuisine, also known as the new black. Sadly, there were no exhibitions dedicated to  The Human Centipede.

Aside from sampling a frightening range of food for 382 minutes, here are my top 3 highlights:

3) Seeing the potato chips of the future from a short distance. Sadly I wasn’t able to sample due to some persistent, pushy broads who boxed me out.

2) Listening to Foursquare highlight some of its more interesting business applications during the social media panel. Namely lawyers who give discounted services to those who check-in to jail, car services that offer free rides to the mayors of major airports and the . Really makes you think health clinics are missing out for not pushing the Rolls Royce of STD testing to those bullish enough to check-in to the Sybaris Pool Suites.

1) Meeting my 2nd husband at the ! See 35 seconds in, and admire the pure velocity and spirit of his turns.