For those that are unawares, Dan Buczaczer keeps a running list of band names. They’re comprised of simple phrases he hears or thinks of through the course of his day. Being the fan of naming things that I am, whenever I thought of one I would contribute to the list. My favorite being Ghost Chorus. I still have the goal to start a band with that name. But occasionally we would stumble upon phrases that could be band names but were so bad no band would reasonably use it.

Fret not, citizens, for we devised a solution and created a whole NEW game.