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“Every year since 2005, Lollapalooza (a three day music festival) has taken place in Grant Park here in Chicago (Denuo’s base of operations). Every year since 2005, I’ve gone to Grant Park to listen to bands, eat rib sandwiches, and spend more time outside than anyone with Irish ancestry should. Every year since 2005, I’ve written a recap of the bands I saw and the overall experience. The first couple years I would just e-mail the reviews and anecdotes of 20 hours worth of music to some friends, none of which are music fans. Last year, on an old blog, I took my reviews public.”

That’s the intro I wrote for my Lollapalooza 2009 recap.  It’s as true today as it was back then.  What happened to my 2010 recap?  I missed Lolla to go get married. Priorities.

Does that mean I spent my 1 year anniversary at a music festival?  You know it! (puts up hand for high five)

Join me now as I take a timeout from writing about sports to write about another one of my loves; music (and rib sandwiches).

Dan Buczaczer used a great series of lists to recap Coachella.  Rather than steal that, I am gonna stick with my school inspired grading system.  Check it:
A – Awesome.  I want to see them again.  I want to buy their merch.  I want to buy their albums.  I’ll get weirdly serious when I discuss them.
B – They were good or better than expected.  If a friend asks me if I want to go see their show, I’ll probably tag along.  There’s also a really good chance that 6 months from now I will forget that I had seen them live.
C- M’eh.
D – Ugh.  They sucked or were a disappointment.  I shake my head in disgust when they are mentioned.
F – There’s a chance I would start a twitter account or website trying to get them fired.  Ya know, if they were a football coach.

Unlike school I don’t just hand out A’s and B’s to everyone so they feel special.  You’ve got to earn your grade.  Also worth noting that I am writing about the entire experience of seeing the band so this is just as much a critique of Lollapalooza as it is the individual bands.  Sorry, bands, just how I roll.  In fact, to kick this thing off…

Entering the Festival 2:30pm (F)

Apparently about the same time we were walking towards the fest Metra train pulled into the station carrying 700 high school kids who were some combination of drunk/rude/badly dressed.  After having this thought I immediately lamented the fact that I was now officially old.  If not in body, then in spirit. The new entrance method that involved people getting into lanes led to a massive bottleneck of the crowd.  It wasn’t even 3pm and I already had a sweaty dude pressed against me.

The amount of time it took us to get in cost us seeing Grace Potter and the Nocturnals.  Strike 1, Lolla.

Friday August 5, 2011

Foster the People 3pm (C+)

This is who all the high school kids were here to see.  They’re best known for their jam “Pumped Up Kicks” which has brought me nothing but joy.  Unfortunately, their set didn’t live up to the hype.  They worked hard on stage which earned them the “+” in their grade, but that’s about all they had going for them.  The sound system did them no favors as it was hard to hear a lot of their music and different instruments seemed to be at different levels.  All in all, a huge letdown.

Foster the People sez: “Dude.  We worked hard in the midday heat.  Look at how sweaty that shirt is.  And all you can give us is a C+?  It’s not our fault the audio guys fell asleep at the wheel.”

Kids These Days 4:15pm (B-)

This is an interesting group.  They just graduated high school (these were the only high school kids I liked at the fest) and play a mix of rap and jazz.  Their first song was great and I was sold, but then as they went on it got more rap and less singing. It’s not that I don’t like rap, it’s that the male and female vocalists in the group had unbelievably mature and unique voices.  I just felt they were underutilized. Keep an eye on these guys, I think with the right producer they could be great.

I’d advise just listening to this video as watching the shaky camera work could lead to barfing/seizures and I don’t want that on my conscience.

Kids These Days sez: “We would appreciate it if you didn’t lump us in with those knuckleheads that were running around the festival.”

Estancia Wine Tent 5pm (A-)

Not a band, but rather a wonderful place with chairs and shade that provided a nice little break before gearing up for the rest of the day.  Like I said, I’m old now.

Bright Eyes 6:30pm (A+)

I always have a little trepidation when going to see a band like Bright Eyes.  My fear is their more mellow music or off kilter vibe won’t translate in such a large venue.  A couple songs in and I knew Bright Eyes would be fine.  Conor Oberst was in top form.  The band sounded excellent and the set list was great; mixing in slower jams (“Landlocked Blues”, one of my faves) with his more up tempo work.

This was a great time slot for Bright Eyes.  Folks are looking for something upbeat enough they can dance a bit but not so upbeat that they get all worn out for the headliners.  This guy is a pro and you could see it.  A great performance by a very talented musician.

Bright Eyes sez: “Thanks for the nice words.  And be sure to tell people that you linked to ‘Landlocked Blues’ because it was the best video you could find from my set and we played a lot of faster songs.”

OK GO 7:15pm (B+)

I missed the first part of their set since I was at Bright Eyes, so take that for what it’s worth.  This grade has more to do with expectations than performance.  With all music , I expected something .  All they did visually was wear suits that were different bright colors.  Shrug.  But no problem, I danced like a maniac and made it fun.  No doubt I freaked out some people around me.  Good set by a band who is genuinely creative.

OK GO sez: “We’re kinda shocked nobody videotaped you dancing and put it on Youtube to make fun of you.  Not that we didn’t enjoy it.  We’re just surprised.”

Coldplay 8:15pm (A)

I, for no good reason, am surprised how good Coldplay was.  They did a great job of mixing in old songs like “Yellow” and newer ones to really balance out the show.  I loved Parachutes and Rush of Blood to the Head but have been lukewarm on their albums since.  At no point did I feel bored or unhappy with the songs they were playing.  They also had lasers and I might just be simple minded enough to like anything that involves lasers.

They did a nice subtle .

Really surprised Lollapalooza cut that tribute off the video they put on their Youtube Channel.  But hey, they have a Youtube channel, so I’m not gonna complain.

Coldplay sez: “In your face for doubting our festival skills.  It also helps when 90% of your audience knows 100% of your songs.”

Muse 8:30pm (B)

This is the least fair grade I will give out.  As I am sure you noticed, I left Coldplay early to catch a little Muse on the way out the door.  I saw Muse at the United Center a year or two ago and they were phenomenal.  One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.  They had multi-layered stages with lights and video and movement.  I expected something similar.  There’s no doubting Muse’s ability as musicians.  But they were coming around to being must-see spectacle.  I was let down when I got there and they didn’t have much in the way of complex stage or video screens.  The problem here is that Daft Punk set an unreasonably high bar for performers like this.

The band sounded incredible.  They always do.  If you’ve never seen Muse you might have given them an A; which I would not argue with.  Knowing what they’re capable of, I think I just expected too much.

I should admit, that seeing this video, I think I was just too far back to appreciate what was going on on the screens behind them.

Muse sez: “I know this is a work blog and everything… but are you sure your ‘mental state’ didn’t influence your opinion of the show?  It just didn’t seem like you were real… focused.”

Saturday August 6, 2011

J Roddy Walston and the Business 12pm (B-)

Good band.  Lots of energy.  Just not my type of music.  They reminded me a bit of the band Jet.  Just much much better.  I don’t know that I would recommend buying an album or going to see them, but if you’re somewhere they’re playing anyway, go check them out.

J Roddy Walston and the Business sez:  “For a complete list of our shows, check out .”

Walk the Moon 12:45pm (B+)

I really enjoyed these guys.  They had a ton of energy, played really catchy tunes, jumped around despite the heat and at one point their frontman said “Make some noise if you’re high as balls and don’t care” (for the record, I was not in this demo so made no noise).  I always appreciate banter at festivals with the audience and they were surprisingly good at it.  It was also endearing that they called out all their fans from Ohio who came to the show.  Being from Ohio, they scored bonus points with me.

So why the B+?  Because this is one of those bands 6 months from now I will probably forget I saw live.

Walk the Moon sez:  “Thanks for the nice words.  We need to get some original jams recorded at festivals so you don’t have to link to one of our covers.”

Phantogram 1:30pm (B+)

Really good, mellow hypnotic music.  They seemed a little out of place at a festival, but they played well and sounded really good.  I would advise finding them in a smaller more intimate venue to check them out. Much like Walk the Moon, I will probably have no memory of seeing them 6 months from now.  Which, I should clarify, is in no way an insult to the band.

Phantogram sez: “The rain during our set really helped our vibe in the show.”

Fitz and the Tantrums 2:30pm (B-)

Just not into their soulful jams.  Several of my friends are and they thought they were fantastic.  See them if you like their music.  I gave them a low B because I do appreciate their talent and ability to perform an entertaining show.

Fitz and the Tantrums sez: “‘See them if you like their music’?  That’s your review? Is a 10 year old ghost writing for you?”

Local Natives 5:30pm (C)

I was VERY disappointed with this band.  I like their music just fine, but really couldn’t get in to their live show.  I could be misremembering, but it seemed like they just stood and played.  I hate to admit this, but I got so bored I ended up just walking around for about 20 minutes of their set.  I probably wouldn’t rate them so low, but I feel like I missed out on some fun shows to try to see these guys.  To their credit, they finished very strong, but most of their show I found a little dull.

Full disclosure: Seeing the videos of them on Youtube and reading the comments from people, I am suspicious that my opinion of them was directly resulting from being at the fest for 5 hours already at that point and being tired.  Since that may be the case, here are three videos of their performance so you can decide for yourself.

Local Natives sez: “But… we have facial hair.  You love facial hair.”

Cee Lo 6:30pm (D-)

I never would have guessed Cee Lo would have the worst set of the entire festival.  In fact, quite the opposite, I assumed he was a guaranteed A.  I love Cee Lo and his hijinx and I loved Gnarls Barkley when they played at Lolla a couple years ago.  This was just a trainwreck of a show. First, the good.  He had a cool outfit.  It made me chortle.  It also made me think I’d be seeing an entertaining show.  Nope.

The biggest issue was the audio.  I was back from the stage, not far from speakers and could barely hear him.  The huge failure was that I couldn’t hear Cee Lo.  He has an awesome voice.  It’s the only thing I need to hear.

There were several moments when it seemed like they started playing then stopped.  It made the show feel really disjointed.

The set itself was odd.  He covered a lot of songs including “Teen Spirit.”  But he didn’t cover the whole thing.  Again, I could barely hear, and once I realized he was covering the Nirvana classic, they stopped or switched to another cover (I honestly couldn’t tell you because the acoustics were so bad).  He just kept jumping from song to song with no semblance of a set list or organization.

At first I thought it was just me.  But a friend of mine who is a huge Cee Lo fan and was much closer to the stage said the same thing about his set.  The main complaint she had was that he only played two of his songs.  That’s a problem, Cee Lo.  We want to hear your jams. And an occasional cover.  And your banter which I always find funny.

Not sure if the heat or the technical issues got the better of him, but this was capping a pretty disappointing afternoon of bands.

Cee Lo sez:  “Keep an eye out for me on Season 2 of ‘The Voice’ on NBC!”

My Morning Jacket 8pm (C-)

My Morning Jacket falls into the same boat as Wilco for me.  I know a ton of people who love them, but for the life of me, I just can’t get into them.  I don’t know why.  Not sure what they or I need to do differently, but something needs to change.  They sounded fine.  In fact, since they sounded fine,  I bumped them from a D+ to C-.  Sorry My Morning Jacket.

My Morning Jacket sez: “What? You don’t like us? I’m sorry, can you repeat that?…  You need to speak up, I can’t hear you on top of this pile of money and adoring fans.”

Eminem 8:30pm (B+)

Really good show from Eminem.  He sounded really good and played with a ton of energy.  My one complaint was the video board behind him that played some really weird things.  At one point it was skulls. Or when they had a CGI airplane flying during… “Airplanes.”  Maybe Muse had it right after all.

The real reason he’s getting this grade is because there was no shortage of special guests.  Bruno Mars was there for a song as was Skylar Grey.  The reason I appreciated this is because all day there were rumors about all the special guests (including Dre) that would be showing up.  I, of course, was quick to point out that he was in Kansas City the night before so unless everyone is riding around in a bus with him, I highly doubt anyone would be there.

Oops.

Eminem sez:  “Course I’m gonna have special guests.  What am I, Kanye?”

Beirut 8:45pm (A-)

This is where fest schedulers absolutely killed me.  I love Beirut but he was up against Eminem who I had never seen before (I saw Beirut at Pitchfork 2 years ago).  On the way out, I stopped by the stage for his last couple songs.  Zach Condon sounded great.  The band was really good.  I got to hear a couple of my fave songs of his.  See him live or buy his music and you will be in for a treat.

Added bonus while we’re here, was the Google+ stage.  Much like the BMI stage on the other side of the fest, these are the best spots to see shows.  It actually feels like the 2005 Lollapalooza where you could get close to the bands to enjoy their shows and still have enough room to dance or at least not be elbow to elbow with someone who had spent all day drinking in the sun.

Beirut sez:  “I understand you had some tough choices to make.  You made the wrong one, but I recognize they exist.”

Sunday August 7, 2011

I learned a very valuable lesson from Day 2.  Don’t show up early unless I expect to leave early.  And since the only bands I wanted to see were Explosions in the Sky and Foo Fighters, we took our time getting there.

Lissie 4:30pm (B+)

Really enjoyed her set.  I would probably never buy her album, but she had good stage presence, a good backing band, and was better than I expected her to be.  She probably would have gotten a B- but she closed her set with a cover of Kid Cudi’s “Pursuit of Happiness” which was absolutely fantastic.

Lissie sez:  “I also did a Tequila shot on stage.”

The Underage Guy Trying to Buy a Beer (F) / The Woman Who Wouldn’t Serve Him (A+)

After Lissie I swung by a beer tent.
Me: “I’ll take one of those tall Bud Lights.”
17 Year Old Looking Guy:  “Ya know what, I’ll have one too.”
Awesome Woman Working Tent (to 17YOLG): “Do you have an ID?”
17YOG (pointing to wrist):  “Oh, I have one of the age bracelets.”  Quick note: that bracelet looked like it had seen better days.
AWWT: “Ya, I know.  But do you have your ID on you, honey?”
17YOG: “I…um, I, I didn’t bring it today.”
AWWT: “Then I can’t serve you. Sorry.”
17YOG: “OK” and walks away.

AWWT and I proceeded to joke about this guy and the many people like him who tried to purchase booze whilst underage.  There’s really nothing quite as incriminating as saying “I didn’t bring my ID today.”  He might as well have just said “I am not 21 and you have bested my ruse.  I’ll try another tent with younger looking people working it. Good day, Madam.”

Boy and Bear 5pm (B+)

This might be the band I have the least amount to say about.  I really enjoyed the 3-4 songs I heard them play.  The end.

I couldn’t even find video of them at Lollapalooza.

Boy and Bear sez:  “We have nothing to add, mate.  Oy!” (They’re Australian. That’s how I imagine Aussies talk. Ya know, other than the ones I actually know.)

The Rain 6pm (F)

Ugh.  It was Lolla 2009 all over again.  The rain drops were heavy and torrential.  I tried taking cover under trees but that didn’t really help.  I kept having flashbacks to 2009 when I got bombarded by rain and my phone died.  It was miserable.  But it eventually let up.

Walk the Moon grade change: (A-)

The knock on them was that I wouldn’t remember seeing them live.  But after getting drenched I went to the Lolla store and bought one of their T-shirts so I would be dry for the rest of the day (or so I thought).  Looks like I will remember seeing them after all.

Artic Monkeys 6pm (B+)

I caught the last couple songs of their set and they were great.  They really leave it all on stage and play to get the crowd worked up into a frenzy.  The only reason they didn’t hit A level status is that I am not a fan of their albums.  What that translates to is that I won’t be seeking them out to see them live but if invited I will go.

They played during the rain (despite their start being delayed) which usually gets a crowd worked up.  Excellent job by Arctic Monkeys.

Arctic Monkeys: “C’mon.  Just like us already.  We’re tired of this.”

Foo Fighters 8pm (A+)

Something funny happens at festivals.  I see all these bands playing a large venue and I think “they’re good, had a good stage presence.”  Then the headliners start and all of a sudden every band you thought was good on stage before looks like a total amateur by comparison.  And you realize why they’re so popular.  The connection that Dave Grohl is able to establish with an audience in the hundreds of thousands is remarkable.  It feels like your own personal show that you’re enjoying with a massive crowd of other people.  Their set was helped by the fact that a driving rainstorm washed over the crowd while they played “My Hero.”  Much like Coldplay, there was a great balance of old stuff and new stuff.  The banter with the crowd was great, especially when talking about the thunderstorm that drenched everyone and everything.  It made you feel like they were at the festival with you, as equals.

Foo Fighters sez:  “Thanks.  We had a great time playing the show.  You should come see us again sometime.”

Overall Lollapalooza Expeience

Set Up (B+)

The new layout helped in that it cleared the area that connects the stages to make it easier to get from north to south side of the festival. Some areas did bottle neck a little but nothing major.  These really happened around the food tents close to dinner time.

The issue I had was the the restrooms were essentially all in one place.  That means if you were on the east side of a crowded show and you had to go, you were out of luck.  Or, like many others, you just went over to the fences.  Since I don’t feel like giving it its own section, the Restroom situation gets an F.  Not sure how often or if they ever were cleaned up during the fest, but they were disgusting… midway through day 2.  And they only got worse.  I think part of the reason people stopped using them is because they were just kinda repulsive to go into.

Security (D+)

This year a lot of folks jumped fences to get in.  270,000 paid + hundreds more in fence jumping, made the fest feel extremely crowded. The new additional space helped a bit, but not enough. Unfortunately, all these extra people were a strain on an already spread too thin infrastructure.  I really don’t care that people got in free when I paid but I do care that there was no attendance cushion and all these people made the festival more crowded, lines longer, and bathroom facilities go to hell quicker.

If the gate rushers weren’t such a problem, then I would have no complaints about security.  They kept the lines moving and just looked for major violations to the “what you can bring in policy.”  Meaning that as long as you weren’t blatantly carrying in a bottle of booze or a weapon, they pretty much left you alone.

Bands (A)

A lot of good bands and a great mix between major acts (Coldplay, Eminem, Foo Fighters) and smaller/more indie acts (Walk the Moon, Beirut, Boy and Bear).

Scheduling (C-)

There were a lot of conflicts between bands I wanted to see.  I think they scheduled the way they did to prevent too many people from gathering in one place so they made people choose between Foo Fighters or Cold War Kids and other such conflicts.  I should be just as excited about the show when the schedule comes out as I am when the lineup is announced. I can’t say that about this year’s show.

Technical Things (D+)

There were too many bands that I saw that I thought “wow, they don’t sound good at all.”  Then I noticed they all seem to be playing the same stages.  That’s a bad sign.  Toss in how disappointing the visual effects and stage craziness were during the whole festival and I just don’t think we’ll see some of the spectacles we’ve seen in the past. Sad panda.

Overall Grade (B-)

Yeah. I know.  Boring.  I appreciate how difficult it is for the organizers to put together such a massive show, book acts, make sure there is enough food and water, and deal with the weather.  For all that stuff they get an A.  This year, unlike in years past, it seemed like some of the minor details went by the wayside in the performances and some of the setup.  As the festival has gotten bigger and bigger more of these subtleties have been lost.  It’s less about the music and the show and more about just being able to say you were there, regardless of top to bottom quality.  Of course, despite all this, I will probably go next year, just to say I went again.

Thanks to everyone who put their videos on Youtube.  It makes my life a lot easier.  And if it wasn’t obvious, all those quotes the bands said were made up by me.